I know that the correct way to use quotation marks is "like this." However I dislike that and so I will continue using them "like this". Even though it's wrong. It feels better.

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I know that the correct way to use quotation marks is "like this." However I dislike that and so I will continue using them "like this". Even though it's wrong. It feels better.

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I think being on Tumblr is just making my mental state worse and i should probably delete the app
I know this happens and it looks suspicious but
this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)
oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup
sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.
Some poor sculptor went through the effort to make this shape look as much as possible like a cucumber and avoid the incredibly slippery slope to dick, and this is how people treat their efforts.
i usually would never reblog a post and add commentary not in the tags but i feel like i have to share that in my middle school dare program they also did this and i wanted to know why police officers liked donuts but in my child mind i assumed that there were tons of people submitting questions so at lunch a couple of my friends and i all wrote "WHY DO POLICE OFFICERS LIKE DONUTS" over and over again and i probably submitted close to like 20 over the course of the week. when the cop came back he was like "we got some interesting questions this week, like, why do police officers like donuts, why do police officers like donuts, why do police officers like donuts, and why do police officers like donuts" and so on

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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.
This is such a wild story like holy shit dude
A 501(c)(3) dedicated to archiving and publishing hacked and leaked data.
The data is here
your ass is not fucking "Caucasian" you're an anglo-american who's fallen for race science
Felt these in my soul
It's 1700s race science. A german scientist called Johann Blumenbach developed a race theory where he said there were 3 main races of humans (warning for slurs and severe racism in the following as you can guess from a race scientist), in order of the superiority according to this classification: Caucasoid, Mongoloid, then lastly Negroid. He had measured some georgian skulls and thought it was beautiful, he thought that since europeans are superior he and the others must somehow be connected to the caucasian skull he measured, that they somehow must be Caucasoid too as a superior race
The theory was that the Europoid people (despite the disconnect between Caucasus and Europe he thought they had the connection of being "superior", so caucasian and europoid were used interchangeably) were closest to God's image of man, and the lower forms were the "degenerated" forms. And there were lower forms such as, quote from the source:
"Africans, excluding light-skinned North Africans, as “Ethiopians” or “black.” He divided non-Caucasian Asians into two separate races: the “Mongolian” or “yellow” race of Japan and China, and the “Malayan” or “brown” race, which included Aboriginal Australians and Pacific Islanders. And he called Native Americans the “red” race."
US later adopted this classification in 1790 in order to prevent anyone not correctly white from becoming a citizen. But there was a problem for the US: The original definition included people from the Caucasus and some people of SWANA (a surrounding area of caucasus) as "Caucasoid' too. But they only wanted Northern and western europeans, so they changed the definition so that caucasians and surrounding people weren't counted as caucasians either
Later into the increased migrations of 20th century, they needed to make sure only the correct whites were accepted again, so Eugenicists divided Caucasians into four ranked subraces: Nordic, Alpine, Mediterranean, and Jew (Semitic). Nordics were ranked highest intellectually and morally and favored in the system which, and this active use kept the classification terms popular.
And nobody thought it's a problem and there wasn't a pushback against it, so while some terms were gotten rid of towards the end of 20th century, some such as "caucasoid" aka Caucasian American was left in to refer to the correct whites
Least fun parts of thrift shopping:
This thrift shop used to have jeans for like $3 and now everything is priced like it's new
Hear about a cool new thrift shop in town and you check it out and it's actually "vintage upcycling and consignment" so the shredded jorts are $250 on sale
This place used to get cool stuff but the tiktok haul resale people found it and now anything decent is snapped up and immediately resold for like $500 online
"Ooh this is cute" and then you check and it's shein
"Ooh this is cute" and then you check and it's Harry P*tter
The jacket of your dreams is in your price range but it's 3 sizes too small
Your absolute FAVOURITE thrifted item finally wears out beyond salvation and when you do research to maybe find a replacement it's been discontinued since 1983
Check the pockets and find used kleenex
STICKY THING
This was exactly what I was looking for but I can't get the weed remnants out
"This is obviously broken but I know how to fix it" (never fixes it)
May I add, item from known brand with a tag saying it's my size but whoever previously owned it washed it wrong and donated it because IT SHRANK

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had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"
This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history
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not gonna blast anybody specifically but. transmasc samus is such a wildly out of touch headcanon to have
hey you know the bounty hunter whose whole thing at the end of her first appearance was being a woman as the protagonist of a video game in an era and genre where that was basically not a thing that happened. what if that character was actually just a dude
adding this to my list of favorite assassinations
The answer is 1, why is everyone a delinquent?
Y'all please, learn your pemdas (or bodmas or whatever you learned it as)
It's 16
*sigh*
Parentheses equation is 2+2, which is 4.
Now we multiply by 2 to get 4x2 which is 8
8 DIVIDED BY 8 is 1.
I have no fucking clue how you can get 16 out of this. I don’t think you’re bad at math, I think you just need glasses.
It’s 1.
It’s 16.
8 / 2 * (2+2) =
8/2 * (4) =
4*4 = 16
You do the parentheses, then you go left to right.
That isn’t how this works.....
PEMDAS
8/2*(2+2) (P = Parentheses)
8/2*(4) (M = Multiply)
8/8=1 (D = Division)
@kingoftartesoss
Use Mathpapa calculator if you still don’t believe me.
No, Riley.
M isn't in the original problem but 8÷2 still needs a resolution. You have to solve 8÷2 as-is after (2+2) no matter what.
So you're not following PEMDAS by factoring x4 into 8÷2.
It's literally this simple.
I, uh, I think it’s 1, actually.
Plug it into a searchbar, or a scientific calculator that waits until the whole thing is input & that's the answer.
No need.
Everyone on this post:
@nonanalogue can you solve this for us because I swear to goodness the answer is 1 but this post is making me doubt my brains
Happily!
So the problem is two-fold: first, order of operations as most people are taught it is a lie, and second, the original problem is written very ambiguously.
Let’s drill down into that first point.
PEMDAS! Parentheses, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction. Everyone’s taught to do operations in that order! Except that’s not really right. As a math teacher of mine put it, “it works for now, but you’ll find out I was lying in a few years.”
The problem is that multiplication and division are the same operation, and addition and subtraction are also the same operation. Division is really just multiplying by a fraction, and subtraction is just adding a negative. With that in mind, it doesn’t necessarily make sense to do some multiplication arbitrarily early in the problem before the rest! As a result, here’s the bottom line for that point:
Both 1 and 16 are right.
How can that be?
Well, that brings me to the second point: the expression is written very ambiguously, so as to maximize confusion! It’s also why I don’t like using the division symbol when a fraction will do just nicely.
Observe two other ways we could write this expression:
The first one resolves to 8/8, which is 1. The second resolves to 4(4), which is 16. Both are right, only because the original expression is vague.
The sad thing is that everyone hates fractions, when actually they make life so much nicer!

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Like please stay on task
A rat pulls a gun on a cat in Now You Tell One (1926) directed by Charles Bowers and Harold L. Muller
what the fuck is this real