Snake Eyes

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

everyone thinks chuunibyou is a virtue until you start talking like you got scanslated

still, it can't be helped.

as a shapeshifter from another world it's very important that you practice morphing into a incomprehensible form of terror when you get startled

the science team still laugh about the time steve dropped a plate and i turned into a little girl holding a small bear...hmph

Good god that guy and bird must be strong

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.