Snake Eyes

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a shōnen style cooking anime done in a wuxia/kung fu style would be a funny gimmick. I've been sitting here for the past few minutes thinking of how different parts of cooking could be called and reframed in the same style as martial arts techniques. salting your pasta water? "snow falls on ocean!". rolling out dough for cookies? "mystic staff flattens earth!" dicing an onion? "one hundred aromatic cuts!" baking a cake? "island rises out of lake!" twisting pretzels? "serpent strikes from both ends!" tossing pizza? "Mario's heavenly palm!" do you see my vision in the kitchen, friends?

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

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