Snake Eyes

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

not even a game grumps fan but this is some iconic shit right here

I will always reblog this every time i see it!

One time I robbed a bank in an alternate reality because as everyone knows there's no extradition treaties between alternate versions of the same country; you just gotta make it back home and it's the perfect crime. Made it out with about $50,000 in stacks of $50 notes but, since it was an alternate reality, they all have President Hulk Hogan's face on them. Can't spend a cent of it.

Water, water everywhere, as the ancient mariner would say

we think this is the bad timeline but we could be in the one where hulk hogan is on the $50 bill

They changed the national motto so it's just the word brother