Snake Eyes

*discretely pulling a guilty gear character aside at a party* hey man, your 17th zipper is down

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

@endreal

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon