the italian word for bassoon

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

you can get me to do anything and go anywhere by saying its girls night. the girls night ritual activates a sleeper agent in me. but if i see even one dude tagging along with us i will refuse every summons

rules for girls night -no dudes -you have to be a girl for the duration of the night no matter what your gender normally is if you want to tag along -anyone caught trying to cheat the system will be forcibly feminized

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

i just think that the only way to be hot is to be a little ugly . 

"do you think pre-transition trans men have male privilege?!" Is such a telling thing from transandrodorks, because it clarifies that they do not understand privilege/power/oppression dynamics, but worst of all it shows they define transhood by hrt. Yes, some trans men pre hrt absolutely have male privilege, because hrt isn't the moment you suddenly become trans, hrt is not when you suddenly become a man or a woman. You can come out and not do anything to medically alter your body. Do you think trans women are spared harassment just because they're not on hrt? Do you think pre hrt trans women are privileged? This is another chapter in the 'transandrodorks are actually bioessentialist' because they refuse to recognize pre hrt trans people as their genders as victims of their respective bigotries. A state banned trans girls from joining women's teams to affect one specific trans girl. In an entire state. Did that trans girl have male privilege? Dumbasses.

the lady x sworn shield dynamic can take on many iterations, including as lovers (cersei/jaime), brother-sister (loras/margaery), mistress-attack dog (sansa/sandor, alicent/criston cole), or parent-child (catelyn/brienne), and often it's multiple at the same time, but first and foremost it must always be weird about it.

which is also my advice about peeing after sex btw. it's not like you have to do it in three minutes or less just let nature take its course.

i really like that the child who wrote that prayer understands being eaten and being killed as two separate things. the idea that a great and terrible beast probably a whale given the catholicism can swallow you up and youre not dead from that its just another hardship to weather but yes clearly one of the worst things that can happen to the self. im sure it was stressful to get jonah'd or pinocchio'd but in their situation i would have the presence of mind to scoop up valuable ambergris

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there