the italian word for bassoon

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

the truly evil part about lolcowing is that the targets are almost always people who have done something/things that are unsavory at best or objectively harmful at worst and that is used as justification to treat them however you want with no recourse whatsoever. like you suddenly have permission to dehumanize someone for what, fucking entertainment. and if anyone tells you to cool it for a minute, suddenly they're supportive of that behavior, making you effectively immune to anyone who disagrees. like apparently nobody's ever heard of disproportionate punishment

Rhps being played on the sphere is funny as hell. Still bleak, but funny

your fucking "counter cultural" "queer" masterpiece is being put on the giant ugly orb in las vegas. maybe its time to really look at it and see if its worth your attachment to it.

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

dawg what the FUCK happens in Magic the Gathering.

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

rip holland march it’s such a shame you never got to experience off to the races by Lana Del Rey. I mean he would’ve been like 70 when born to die dropped but with the way he was living I don’t think he made it far past 50.

I hope that Ringo Starr's unethical retention of the elfstones finally gets brought into the public eye in 2026.

Called it.

I do think that once all is said and done Arya would love the "Sansa killed Joffrey with a spell and turned into a wolf with bat wings" story. Sansa does not love it but it's too late. Arya has already commissioned a song about it. she is learning to embroider well so that she can sew a picture of that and give it to Sansa and Sansa will have to display it somewhere. in 500 years some scholar is going to write a thesis on the use of bat-winged-wolf imagery in the reign of Sansa I.

ur actually a bad person and a terrible human being for shaving ur legs, is that what u wanna hear

will the owner of the goalpost out in the bailey please move it down the slippery slope towards the middle ground where a strawman is currently begging the question. we have a bandwagon waiting to help you, unless youre too much of an uneducated dipshit to handle any of that, in which case we can circle back to a true scotsman who will be able to appeal to our authority.