the italian word for bassoon

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

You truly can't miss a day on Tumblr. Why does Ringo Starr have elf stone powers.

allegedly he bought the elf stones at auction in 2014 but there's evidence he's had them for much longer. the real elf stones, not the fictional ones

can we pretend that airships in the smoggy sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a fantastical contraption right now, fantastical contraption right now...

I dont care about matt damon and ben affleck but they gave us Which could mean nothing so they are like rpf patron saints in a way

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

can anyone recommend some good beginner places to collect pages for someone just getting into it?

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

?!!!!!

im gonna lock in and do my part in conflating penetrating w submission instead soon. u and ur phallus is being #devoured

i’m sorry but if you think “we” (american progressive spaces, let alone americans at large) had some sort of tangible reconciliation with the specter of the scary trans woman in media then you are more naive than any 21 year old on the fucking planet. that did not fucking happen. people are still defending rhps and silence of the lambs with their dying breath and refusing to acknowledge the transmisogyny at the center of these works. shut the fuck up and think for five seconds before making some snarky put down

although the "Shannara" books depict a set of fictional artifacts of a similar name, the real-life irl actual elf stones which actually exist in the real world and aren't fictional are part of ringo starr's jewelry collection