the italian word for bassoon

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

side benefit of communal all-gender restrooms is that they may be our best chance to shame cis men into washing their hands

i was in a communal all-gender restroom today and as i was washing my hands a middle-aged man came out of one of the stalls, started to make for the door, clocked me standing at the sinks, and changed course to wash his hands with a real hangdog look on his face

they are replacing penis and vagina with 2 new species of terrible awful birds

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

hey, billy? can I call you billy? okay, mr. joel then. mr. joel, what the fuck is a real estate novelist?

@librarycards

^every pharmacist ever hired

I think I'm gonna take my cues from the owl instead of the sign on this one 😰

settings > wound > my wound > reopen