SODAS RULE!

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

I'm ngl sometimes birdsong is annoying as fuck. Just shut up

This faggot is back

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

here’s how natasha pierre & the great comet of 1812 can still sweep