53rdCenturyHero

Option 1- old white guy

Option 2- old white guy

Option 3- younger white guy

Hey remember when Trump stood next to a pile of federal safety regulations on American businesses and cut a big red ribbon to show that he had just cleared away all the "red tape"?

also the servers at work: "hey I know we closed ten minutes ago and you already turned the fryer off ten minutes ago but my table is complaining that one of them got slightly more fries on his plate than the other one so can you make some more fries? also I know you made the melt exactly the way she ordered it and it's perfectly identical to the picture on the menu but she needs it remade because she said it doesn't look good"

like girl do you REALLY think I'm capable of NOT telling this woman to kill herself if I had to look her in the eye? why do you all think I would give up $17 an hour to make $2 an hour and have to deal with these people? I specifically applied to be a line cook because there is no one on earth I hate more than a customer

"Squat an Airbnb"

Radio set "Pop 70", 1969,

System designed by Hans Vagt and Peter Bannert for Blaupunkt, Hildesheim, Germany,

Wood, plastic, metal,

Radio: 47cm / 18.5” wide, 19cm / 7.5” deep and 14cm / 5.5” high.

A rare Alix Barton/Madame Grès couture ivory jersey evening coat

c. 1934

Well the results are in and it's not that much of a surprise to see Der Fhurage has retained his seat, but, that means the Parliamentary Standards investigation restarts, and the breakdown is interesting.

As can be seen from the declared results above he's hardly got a ringing endorsement (63% of votes from a 44% turnout equates to about 27.8% of the electorate). Now, whilst various Deform bootlickers are likely to try and spin this as a huge success (especially given the swing), the fact that a) voter turnout was much lower than in the General Election and b) all the mainstream parties refused to participate doesn't really show how the wider party would perform in another election. Especially since Fhurage refused to attend the ballot count and their polling position is dropping significantly.

The fact that Nige couldn't even bother to turn up speaks volumes about how much he actually cares about Clacton (maybe he's eager to start trying to rig the outcome of the enquiry he'll now be facing over those dirty crypto millions lol)

MEANWHILE Binface won the hearts of OVER A QUARTER of people in the most conservative constituency IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY