Among the Ponderosas

She's trying to make her ex, the spider in the living room, jealous

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

i’m not procrastinating. i’m allowing the story to ferment. like kimchi. or a crime scene

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

Wanted a chance to talk about this; I don’t recall our ‘sex ed’ or if it was anything special, I probably zoned out but we had what I call rape ed in Year 11 bc our area was so fucking bad for youth sexual assaults, we all got taken for like an hour a week for some kind of consent charity to try to explain to these people that rape was wrong. So many boys shamelessly defended rape, even some girls were like “yeah well if he yada yada it’s not rape” All faith in humanity was lost in those sessions. Very informative and sad.

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

visiting the paris catacombs today and my mom messaged me saying "make sure you check the weather forecast before you go" . in the catacombs?

Bit more than a chance, mate.