It's on Mars.

if i die without knowing whether the 8 out of 10 cats does countdown producers gave 10000 pounds to charity for sean locke eating 30 whelks, it will have been a life wasted

cock and ball nurture

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

Richard Van Lesbian

That’s the kind of sick burn I love.

i literally can’t stop thinking abt that richard siken quote where he falls to the floor crying but all he can focus on is the details of the wall in front of him

“Eventually something you love is going to be taken away. And then you will fall to the floor crying. And then, however much later, it is finally happening to you: you’re falling to the floor crying thinking, “I am falling to the floor crying,” but there’s an element of the ridiculous to it — you knew it would happen and, even worse, while you’re on the floor crying you look at the place where the wall meets the floor and you realise you didn’t paint it very well.”

wlw (whale loving whale)

man this edible aint shit

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

Hey op any updates?

Hey op?