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wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

black arizona birks, black gizeh birks, teal braided gizeh birks, or for close-toed: my brown adidas gazelles. But mostly birks.

are you a “cramming an elaborate costume into the car” renfaire patron or an “assembling an elaborate costume in the parking lot” renfaire patron

money butt god bless

I have never seen a money butt before

All hail Butt Money

Found something for you, @jennhoney

Id like some money, please!

i don't really want to do the WORK today i don't really want to do the work TODAY i don't REALLY want to do the work today i DON'T want to do the work today

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

25

a mere 14

27. Most in theaters

I didn't count, but all of them.

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problem i have is whenever i read write say or hear "sugar baby" my brain is like oh yeah, i know what that is! pretty sure we can reliably derive meaning for this term based on other definitions that precede it in our internal lexicon, like "sugar glider" and "bush baby". we are definitely talking about some kind of small arboreal marsupial with large eyes. it's probably not ethical for this wealthy patron to be keeping one as a pet

and my toxic trait is I then start singing "come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly..."

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

Actual Kolache (not kolache factory nonsense). Especially the "sausage kolache" or the klobasniki (Take the girl outta Texas...)

Are you taking that as an action, or would you like me to create a draft for you to react to?