corncobjelly

😂 wtf

“I would love to taste you” part kills me cause thats insanely accurate

You’re forgetting the one who DMs you the pic you just posted and then asks to suck your toes

I recognize that canon has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it and indulge myself in fanfic

Fastest reblog in the history of reblogs right here. 

what’s yalls NGAAT (nipple gender assigned at tumblr)

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Transphobe is far far more accurate too.

ima just spread this

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

ME ME ME

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

reblog for a salvadorean trans badass to send you an enraged yet supportive snas

If a girl ever pulled me in by my belt loops for a kiss I will ascend

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

Guys we only have a few days. The money is due by the 10th. If you can’t donate, it’d help if y’all could reblog.

i gay, you gay, we all gay for janelle monae