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Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

the first woman who saw cave paintings must've felt craaazyyyyyy. she couldn't even reblog them..

The new Hellraiser movie looks great

Trio for Harmonica, Rubber Duck, and Belt in D Minor

The children of the night, what beautiful music they make…

upstairs neighbor behavior

I love how all the comments at once as completely accurate but still cannot encapsulate what the fuck is going on here.

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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