happy

u dont like katamari ? 🟣🏃‍♂️? la la la?

I would not have guessed this in a thousand years. I am delighted.

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

It was a tragedy that we lost 10 people on this archeology trip but it was pretty cool that the fertility statue we found magically gave you triple P sized breasts

my favorite thing about the painting Saturn Devouring His Son is that Goya didn’t name any of his Black Paintings and died before their discovery so we just assumed that’s what the painting was depicting. like we’re just hoping that this painting we found in Goya’s dining room of a terrible giant eating a beheaded corpse is a depiction of Saturn eating his kid. praying, even.

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

This is your reminder that if life keeps throwing you lemons you are not morally obligated to make lemonade from them. You can duck, or catch them in a trash can, or get a baseball bat and slam those fuckers into the stratosphere.