Boots n' Cats

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

first choice superpower is of course to be the thing from The Thing except im friendly and my superhero name is Mystery Meat

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

Screamin Jay Hawkins if he was a dog: I put a smell on u

I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

I know I said fictional guys but I want to be alone with the person who tagged this as mclennon. Like from the beatles

Yeah okay then

I think my favorite part of this post so far is the beatles fans in my notes 1. Acting like this is common knowledge & 2. Saying they got far weirder without elaborating. Alright

BEAT THE MEATLES WAS REAL?

Question: what the hell

Why does it just keep going

i’m gona die from lack of burger

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

Good luck w your 30s everyone