Boots n' Cats

God forbid women do anything

(via freackthejester, crowbone)

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

i wish my cat could have a few beers with me

getting stoned and listening to dubstep like it’s 2011

i HAVE [remembers that suicide jokes are bad] no choice but to revolutionize the world

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

if he was bitten by a small burger he would be slider-man. just something to consider going forward

ordering mcdonald’s. Autism Foot Fuck Pomni Goon Li

they are proshippers

listening to music with headphones instead of through shitty laptop speakers is a life changing experience