Boots n' Cats

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

remember when people would get really mad if you called pewdiepie a nazi

"he can't help it if the guy who shot up that mosque namedropped him" okay but why is it always pewdiepie getting namedropped by violent fascists? why don't we ever see people saying "subscribe to dan and phil" before committing domestic terrorism? maybe there's a reason for that.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

i have recently decided to shave my head. surprisingly good experience. have been given far more professional defference than i actually deserve as a result. but. slight hazard. my coworkers are very kind and they have insisted on complimenting my skull shape. they are very insistent that i have a very nicely shaped skull. this is a perplexing and mildly unsettling compliment. i feel like a hot twink at the gay phrenologist bar. a lot of people have walked up behind me and simply gripped my head like a bowling ball too, which i personally have enjoyed, but suspect the average person would not. also, unless i shave my head every day, it becomes surprisingly hard to take my hoodie/beanie/hat off. its like having my head wrapped in grip tape. overall 9/10 experience.

i also shaved an avatar arrow into it for the first day which the techs were overjoyed with. if you shave your head, you do get one day with your entire head as a blank canvas for any kind of tomfoolery. avatar was a frankly milquetoast option. if id walked in with, hypothetically, the toyota logo i think i would have been run out of my own lab on a rail.

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.