I should go

ooo…. lady gagita

snobby new yorker accidentally gets stranded back in time in the revolutionary war and they genuinely cannot handle the fact that everything important is happening in boston and philly

like they understand it rationally but in their heart they're like "lin manuel miranda lied to me."

back when hamilton first came out I made my parents listen to it and afterwards my dad said "well. that's not historically accurate." and when I looked at him for clarification he added "no one in the 1770s would have referred to new york as the greatest city in the world."

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

One of life's great ironies is that almost everyone who makes the active decision to not have kids would probably be way better at raising a child than all the people who just kind of have children because it's what they think everyone is supposed to do

Like genuinely if you're like "I don't want kids because of the financial strain/the commitment/the irritation I would feel/the possibility of traumatizing them/whatever reason" you instantly demonstrate to me that you 1) understand the realities of parenthood and 2) believe that children should be treated with at least a base level of respect and compassion. Meanwhile everyone who's like "I want kids because I don't want to be alone" "I can't wait to dress up my babies" "I won't raise my children to be soft" may as well be talking about Neopets for all the fucks they seem to give about kids