Adam and Eevee

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

if you’re not paying attention to trees and how they sway in the wind then what are you even doing

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

Everybody in the club Yield to my will