Adam and Eevee

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

I'm just saying, "We created a computer to make decisions for us, but it assimilated all of the bias that was implicit in the dataset and now makes incredibly racist decisions that we don't question because computers are logical and don't make mistakes" literally sounds like a planet-of-the-week morality play on the original Star Trek.

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."