please don't piss me off i need to be a sweetie pie to keep my heart alive

She's looking out for you. Don't kill yourself for a company that defines you as an asset

van WOULD bleed out on the floor to exit music (for a film) by radiohead and then watch tai sob over her body on a movie screen in her mind in the crashing plane they will all eventually return to. making goonies references with her teenage self. survives the plane crash, the wilderness, a wolf attack, CANCER just to get stabbed by her old teammate who she could not kill to save her own life. babygirl I miss you already you will always be famous!!!!!

not giving any context because it’s funnier that way

Official Post of Massachusetts

He was investigated by the secret service for this joke

Which makes it SO much funnier

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

clap if you made it through the ten darkest weeks!

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this