dyatlov pass date night

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

She should be at the club

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

i love me some scooby doo ass music

the distant cousin of "she would not fucking say that" and it's "she would NOT fucking wear that" about modded outfits for video game characters

Obsession (2025) was really scary because what if you took your girlfriend to a party and she did a dramatic reading of her Hansel & Gretel incest fanfiction.

Obsession (the Calvin Klein fragrance for men) is also really scary because it contains synthetic civet that's so effective at attracting big cats that wildlife researchers spray it near trail cams to get better footage. Do NOT wear it on a hike. Potion of getting mauled by a cougar.