wdym i have to keep going

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

time to feel sick about every decision i’ve ever made in my entire life

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

this straw? oh, she’s my last

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent