dyke bug

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

the drama 🤝 the odyssey

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

notice how everyones 30 now

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

does anyone want to tell me what to do with my life? looking for puppeteers