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çĽćĽ / Permanent Vacation
⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Origami Around
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@lizardnotes
Does anybody else track their life though a series of obsessions? Like âah yes, i remember that happening, i was obsessing over Star Gate Atlantis at the time,â or, âthis was during my Supernatural era.â I can map out my whole life in this way.
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how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
I need to stop replying to âhow do you make friends in your 30s?â threads because all my answers boil down to âyou have to want to know people instead of have friendsâ and I donât think people wanna hear that
Itâs like. People can tell if you donât really like or connect with them. If you arenât truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you donât really like that person that much.
Also, the advice is always activities. But I do not like activities and hate joining clubs!! I have nonetheless made a number of adult friends.
This doesnât work if you have truly no friends, but if you have a few do as follows
-you will go to parties. While at the parties, if you hit it off with someone, ask for their number and invite them to dinner/drinks/coffee. I love having people over for dinner!! This is how almost all of my close friendships happened. Also crucial, you must explicitly say the words âletâs be friends.â
-when something happens that makes you think of people, text them!
-do not last minute flake unless it is actually necessary for physical or mental health. If you say you will be there, be there.
-host dinners, have your friends bring their friends. Look, new friends!
-if youâre in a new place, ask people you know to introduce you to their other friends in the city. Meet up, if you want to be friends, say that you want to be friends!
My grandma just called and, among other things, said âYou have hips. Thatâs good! Men like hips!â and then she interrupted herself to say âWomen like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never rememberâ And I was like âThanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.â and she was like âOkay, no one will comment on your hips!â very self satisfied, like âaha, I have figured it outâ I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she canât always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like âsheâs a little confused, but sheâs got the spirit!â
Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, itâs 1/3, not ½
I told my grandma that Iâd told my friends about what she said and that some of yâall had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said âWell, you can never have too many grandkids!â So likeâŚconsider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is
Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said âThatâs okay, youâve never been straight!â and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone
Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!
An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month
Happy pride month!!
Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
ITS TIME
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Jules's Carle Butterfly Art Mini-Fest
So. Yâall hear about the childrenâs book illustrator who spent last week fulminating against Eric Carle?
You will not be surprised that she has fashy opinions about art. She is absolutely incensed that Carle's books are enduringly popular, which she says is only because they're foisted upon us by "an insalubrious culture." She says Carle's work is objectively ugly and bad, and that children exposed to bad art will grow to be bad people who lack morality, thinking skills, and the ability to perceive true beauty in the world. Yea, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and invective like "deformity," "chaos," "vulgarity," "indoctrination," and "disease." She further deplores Klimt, Pollock, all of modern art, the Bauhaus art movement, gay marriage, and Crayola (for making children's art products with unnaturally vivid colors). She blames it all on "Marxists," of course. She used the R word and a racial slur, of course. Since I am the patron saint of so-called bad art on Tumblr, and I'm delighted to help annoy fascists, I'm here to throw a little party to celebrate Carle's brightly-colored, asymmetrical, disproportionate, "nefarious" butterfly. Grab the nearest box of outrageous Crayolas and make an extravagantly, riotously shaped and colored butterfly. Tag your post #butterflyparty2026 . Tag me, @julcheninred, in the body of your post so I donât miss it. Tag your pals so they'll jump in. Looking forward to seeing everyone's magnificent butterflies! đŚđš
HOLLANOV + PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005)
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responding to an absurdly stupid take by saying âthese are the people i have to share a highway withâ has replaced saying a lot of not very nice things about people with said takes. for me
it reminds me that the ultimate goal is safe coexistence while also being like goddamn i wish you were less stupid for everyones sakes
summer
1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes
2. complete 40% of it
3. eat every fruit u can
goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day
I need hollanov to have kids, if only to see them navigate being part of the PTA. You think they talk shit about people in the hockey world? It's nothing compared to the drama they get involved with on the PTA. Shane hates the PTA chair from day fucking one and it's his whole mission to replace her with someone who isn't a fucking bigot on an ego trip.
Ilya tries to be a little more careful. Sure he bitches about her over wine to Shane and some of their friends in the PTA, but the PTA chair's son is in the same class as their daughter, so even if they manage to oust her, they'll probably still have to deal with her for the whole time their daughter is at the school and is it worth the fucking headache that would be?
But then one day he and Shane get called to the school because their daughter was caught fighting with the PTA chair's son. And when they get the full story, it turns out the PTA prince had been bullying their daughter for having two dads. And PTA chair is adamant that her precious Caden would never bully. Sure, because of their religious beliefs, they don't condone Shane and Ilya's lifestyle, but their Caden would never use that as a reason to bully anyone.
And that's when Ilya sees fucking red. He's like "Oh so you just tell Caden that Rini's dads shouldn't be together because god says so and are now surprised that he would say that at school to our daughter? Do you even fucking know how children work? Have you read a single fucking parenting book? Well, in our house, our religion is hockey and in our religion, if someone talks shit you're allowed to punch them as hard as you want."
And okay, Rini still gets suspended, but so does Caden, and when news spreads of what happened, the PTA calls an emergency vote of no confidence. The PTA members all really want Shane to stand for chair, but he insists it should be one of their lovely mom friends who's been campaigning for stronger anti-bullying measures at the school. And from then on, even though neither of them are ever on the main committee, it becomes common knowledge that unless Shane and Ilya like you, you're never becoming PTA chair. They're that serious about protecting their kid.
Imagining the first few hang outs with the cool PTA parents and hollanov casually threatening violence to all the shitty parents cause thatâs what theyâre used to, until one of their friends pulls them aside and goes, we really donât do that here and itâd be bad optics for professional athletes to beat up other parents, ya know. Shane and Ilya of course know this but Ilyaâs still a little disappointed until their friend says, what we actually need to do is come up with a plan to slowly but surely ostracize the shitty parents and get their kids on our side so all the kids get along and we never have to deal with the parents.
And Ilya turns to his husband, eyes shining bright because he knows. He knows his husband was made for this. Of course his husbandâs body was made for hockey and taking Ilyaâs cock. But Shaneâs mind was made for planning and enacting psychological warfare against bigoted parents for years to make school a safe place for their kids and enjoyable for them.
tumblr isnât considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
yeah i agree
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The Watermelon Woman (1996) dir. Cheryl Dunye
Hey this movie is really important in queer history! It was the first feature length film directed by a black lesbian! You can watch it here for free!
I really recommend you do because while it is a rom-com (and a drama), it also looks at how the stories of black queers are over looked in history.
