Julchen In Red

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

At some point you have to stop and ask where the terms you are using came from and if you should be using them at all, whether that's to avoid using actual Nazi slang or to avoid appropriating vernacular that's not yours to use. 

Not platonic, not romantic, but a secret third thing (real fucking weird about each other).

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

The fact that one of these moves is significantly more difficult for me than the other two at least tells me which nerve is probably the most fucked up

Happened a couple days ago. Not sure why.

OP is back btw! They posted a foot on a shag carpet which made it look like the foot was on a pussy and so they got banned. It has been reversed.

As someone who's worked newborn nurseries in my pediatrics unit, can confirm.

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

They just termed @underpaid-tamamoland-employee again btw. Happy Pride