a disabled clown in training, and mean with it

no nuance friday. i wish ai was a person who i could turn into a flea. a harmless, little flea. and then i’ll put that flea in a box, and then i’ll put that box inside of another box, and then i’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives i’ll smash it WITH a hammer!!

not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane

I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

theyre lobsided

oh I see! yay!

having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on medication to function."

and sometimes both of these people are you.

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

Excuse me 😊 I Need YourHelp 🙁You Need to Kill Me

Like, imagine if the Bunnies were exclusively referred to as the r slur. And other characters were only occasionally referred to as "un-[r slur]." That would be weird. That would feel pointed, because it is. There's a lack of diversity in language when describing characters with cleft lips (except for one time when Samantha described what they look like instead of just using a term for it, in which she confirmed the "drafts/darlings/bunny boys" had CLINICALLY ACCURATE unilateral cleft lips and NOT a non-medical facial feature that just "looked bunny-like"). And that lack of language diversity makes me question the author's perspective. Was she truly just being descriptive because she didn't know the h word is a slur?? Or did she knowingly have Samantha use a slur to continue to illustrate Samantha's meanness? Or did Mona Awad just genuinely have no sensitivity whatsoever to people with facial differences historically facing abuse and discrimination. Like what's going on here ma'am. What. 😐

call me crazy but I think it'd be easier if surgeons learned how to operate on fat bodies instead of expecting every single fat person to lose weight before getting surgery

i feel so bad for goths imagine constructing a subculture where the fashion element is so rooted predominantly in ostentatious elaborate clothes like drapey dresses and cloaks and detailed makeup and teased hair and big hats and trenchcoats and the pop cultural regurgitation of it is softcore porn of cartoon girls with huge tits in black tube tops and some fishnets

y'all are so lucky I decided to just block this motherfucker instead of going off at 4:30 am because people are misusing alt text again

So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show