Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

hangout idea: we listen to music but its only my music and i force you to listen to every song i like

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

girl nothing is ever gonna be all the way together just enjoy the bits and pieces #yourfragments

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

you have a headache because you have powers

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

you will never be stable... that is for horses

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"