resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

you have a headache because you have powers

combining light and dark soy sauce to make morally ambiguous and nuanced soy sauce

you will never be stable... that is for horses

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

it sickens me that there are so many men that simply never engage with anything made by women and they don't question it and they aren't questioned about it. they don't listen to music by women or read books written by women or watch movies written and directed by women or stop to look at paintings by women at museums and they're just allowed to go thru life never considering women as artists with no challenge or criticism whatsoever. meanwhile as a woman it's impossible to escape the male artistic point of view

Im fucking addicted to blanket