NOBODY’S ON NOBODY’S SIDE!

Just imagine that it continuously gets better from here

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

All stories are real

FICTION = REALITY

“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

“everyone is mad at me and they just won’t tell me” —> “no one has said anything about being mad at me and i haven’t done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything that’s their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my life”

this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️