up jumped the devil

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

im being held hostage by music. and im enjoying it

me after drinking another suspiciously green martini that makes me bedridden: "i hope the next one is apple flavor instead of poison flavor"

Dasher on the way used to only be shit you can see at christmas

I got a free desk and cannot get it out of my car and don’t want to ask any of my friends. Would it be weird to ask someone who lives at my complex

Think I will go to the leasing office and ask for help

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

i really relate to that character in a way i cant explain in words. put her in the eternal torture chamber now please