What the hell is even that

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

babe are you okay i saw you were reblogging “No Children (live at the bottom of the hill)” again?

7. You can experiment with DIYing everything EXCEPT FOR!! Electrical work, and pulling out that load bearing wall.

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Joy and whimsy detected. This post is joyful and whimsical. I guess

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

posts that could have also been in a newspaper in 1910 on a slow day

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

Official silly sign

Betcha Grandma was writing original k/s slashfic decades before you kiddies were born.

Yes @ceruleanteacup , Grandma was

i hope everyone knows that OP wasn’t just saying this generally - she quite literally was the star trek grandma. she passed in 2018, rip to an icon