stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

@cicadahead

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

@cicadahead