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derry girls is top 3 tv shows of all time i love it so much i want more i want more

before the words "knight of wands" could even finish leaving phil's mouth i was already up and on my 3rd lap

I wanna be held like Igor held Anora at the end

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

im not even really here but started house of guinness and im obsessed. louis partridge is looking all but twelve in his silly lil top hat doing business speak and kendall roying it up while mr gay masters of the air with a cunty ass mustache and an even cuntier attitude is getting broken up in an age of innocence 1993 dir. martin scorsese set by his boytoy he brought back all the way from england and is played of all people by brother dawn of foundation fame. girl sibling is giving judy gemstone barely repressed incoming psychotic break from ironically all the repression she has been doing. when she said she wanted to bite a pheasants head off i knew we had an all timer on our hands. also the vaguely incestuous maternal spousal dynamic she has with louis partridge who got very territorial when his mummysisterwife stepped out with james norton who in turn is doing a very bad discount tom hardy impression was put into this show for me specifically. AND alcoholic failbrother looks like fuckable harry melling with curls u want to humiliate verbally and or sexually. everyone TUNE IN

i hope they rebrand to DanAndPhilTROMBONECHAMP and only play trombone champ forevermore

May all my mutuals have a life full of pasta and great sex. Amen.