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more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

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weaver-z

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

kakyoinryoko

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

kakyoinryoko

this has rendered me speechless

babylon-butterfly

ismenes

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

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sandersstudies

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

sandersstudies

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

doctorbluesmanreturns

PEER REVIEWED

uchidachi

Went to my little cousin’s first band concert recently, in which she had a trumpet solo. After playing it, she looked over at where we were all sitting and looked so pleased and proud of herself. I want to remember that moment for the rest of my life.

depsidase

haunted-hideaway

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

dykethang

big if true tbh

paradoxgavel

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

aquilacalvitium

@ominous-signs

hear-me-out-contest

Although the contest is not yet over, I'm free on Thursday and I figured since we have our top 16, I may as well get to making the cake!

So... are we ready for this monstrosity I am about to make myself bake?

How much butter

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Remaining time: 15 hours 54 minutes

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How much sugar?

100g

200g

250g

300g

400g

Remaining time: 15 hours 55 minutes

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How much flour?

150g

175g

200g

225g

250g

Remaining time: 15 hours 58 minutes

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How much baking powder?

1/4 tsp

1/2 tsp

3/4 tsp

1tsp

1 1/4 tsp

1 1/2 tsp

Remaining time: 16 hours

hear-me-out-contest

And some extras? (top three will make it in)

1tsp sprinkles

1tbsp sprinkles

50g greek yoghurt

Banana chips

Something from the fruit and nut cupboard 😭

1tsp Vanilla extract

1 tbsp vanilla extract

chocolate chips

cocoa powder

Remaining time: 16 hours 4 minutes

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And finally...

Food dye proportions

Red

Yellow

Blue

Green

Black

Edible gold glitter

Edible silver glitter

Remaining time: 16 hours 6 minutes

hear-me-out-contest

...And, because I feel like it, the most liked comment will make it in, providing it is something I can realistically purchase and will not kill me

screenshotsofdespair

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wizardarchetypes

i haven''t listened to 'take me to church' a lot over the years bc it was played so often in its initial popularity and i love other songs on the album so much more so it rarely makes it onto any of my playlists. but now i finally have a cassette player again and i'm listening to my tapes again ofc i just listen to albums straight through. and i'm like oh yeah. this song is incredible. like this song really is worth every bit of fame & acclaim. this song launched his mainstream popularity for a reason.

wizardarchetypes

whereas 'would that i' was immediately my fav song on his second album so when its insane viral popularity took off on tiktok in 2022 & we got into the next era of hozier fame i was like hell yeah hell yeah. i love when my favs become fandom favs because then they always get played at the concerts >: )

thememedaddy

mamoru

🇺🇸december 26, 2025🇺🇸: oreos distributed by gold star distribution inc. recalled in 3 states for insanitary storage and contamination with general filth including rodent piss and shit, bird shit, insects, and possibly salmonella and leptospira

gumi-megpoidd

sadcena

A little drink and a smoke to take the edge off

aromanticduck

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

captainhunnicutt

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