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Gale Playlist Be Upon Ye

#spotify #spotify playlist #baldur's gate #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #galemance

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[Image ID: Tweet from verified user Markwayne Mullin (@/ SenM...) reading: Ice agents aren't Disney villains. They're our neighbors, friends, and loved ones. These immigrants and customs enforcement officers and red-blooded American patriots doing a touch job to k...

Quote tweet from maddie (@/ madsssagascar) of a quote from Karl Stojka reading: "It was not Hitler, Göring, Goebbels, Himmler, or whatever the others were called, who had me dragged away and beaten. No, it was the cobbler, the neighbor, the old man, the milkman, the postman, those without form suddenly given armbands and a cap on their heads and then they were the master race." /End ID]

#yep.#us politics

boringkate

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

lesbiiundyne-deactivated2015112

it gets easier everyday

cheaphalloweencostume

remember when things were simple

stellarblade

this is the saddest fucking image on this website

literallybyronic

#gets sadder every year apparently #fallout #bethesda #the general state of things

halfangs

i don't think i'm gonna be able to take knot very seriously, you guys

MIDNIGHT DISTILLERY?????

halfangs

guys i don't know if i can do this

look at this fuck ass outfit. this man is supposedly a protagonist

and THIS

I'M LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES IN

literallybyronic

#what the everliving fuck are those shorts #i've just been sterilized #i mean i guess it's appropriate considering all omegaverse is fucking clown shoes but #christ alive

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toasthaste

according to An Immense World, apparently giant squid eyes are, like, UNREASONABLY large, even for something their size living at those depths. the next largest eyes on earth, blue whale eyes, are less than half the size, and swordfish, who live at similar depths as giant squid and have the largest eyes of any fish, have eyes that could fit inside a giant squid's pupil.

eyes hit serious diminishing returns wrt resource costs vs vision quality as they get bigger, so the question became: what the FUCK do giant (and colossal) squid need to see so badly that they couldn't see with swordfish-sized eyes that's justifying that massive energy cost? that nothing else in the deep ocean needs to see so fucking badly??

turns out the one strength eyes that big really have over much smaller eyes is: seeing large glowing objects in water deeper than 500 meters from an appreciable distance.

sperm whales are the primary predator of giant squid. sperm whales don't glow. BUT! water that deep is full of bioluminescent creatures-- these creatures light up when bumped into. something a sperm whale's size is continuously bumping into those critters, it's just surrounded by a glowing field all the time when it's swimming at those depths, visible from a distance-- if you have the right eyes-- as a massive glowing shape. so basically the only reason to have eyes the size of soccer balls is if you live in the deep ocean and your life depends on having a heads up when a hungry sperm whale lurking around

and also I gotta say, the imagery... the huge lurking threat betrayed only by the ambiguous glowing shape of its movements through the water, is really evocative, if spooky deep-sea games aren't already using that to make things extremely ominous then they should really start

#would totally fwd this to my cousin if krafton hadn't RUINED EVERYTHING

masters of the universe had no right being that adequate

#masters of the universe #MOTU 2026 #it was a dumb fun watch and i'm gonna die mad abt it

andhaveapleasanttomorrow

youre not better than other people just because you listen to weird music

yes I am

#me whenever tswift and/or bts is mentioned

hugh-lauries-bald-spot

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

asteroidtroglodyte

The grip that Burger & Big Drink has on the American People cannot be overstated

#i love you burger i love you big drink i love you cheesesteak (regional)

squishyskeleton

Blasphemous is awesome cause you'll walk into a room and see a dude who's like 10 feet tall and waist deep in ash and his eyes are mouths and he's gnawing his fingers with the eye mouths and eating chunks of his own forearm with his normal mouth and he'll be like "My name is Eugènio. I stole an apple because I was starving to death and now I have to eat myself forever, please take some of my flesh and bury it next to the Holy Tree of Roses and Thorns so that it will grow into a rosebud that will finally sate my endless hunger" and it's like okay yeah sure why not I was going that way anyway so I can get some incense oil for the lady who's made of bees

#blasphemous #i'm so bad at platformers but the aesthetic is unmatched

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historicity-was-already-taken

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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bellisima-writes

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

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zero

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It's me, Nobody (20)

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

#i have done all 20 AND stabbed polyphemus in the eye

rapidlydecayingcorpse

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

rapidlydecayingcorpse

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

kla1991

#save me junji ito

haveyouseenthismusicvideo

One by Metallica: Have you seen this music video?

Yes, I have

I haven't, but I've heard the song

Never heard this song

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

#yes of course #headbangers ball staple #also an incredibly fucked up movie that i wish more american conservatives would watch bc they need it #also also how i hope pete 'warfighter' hegseth ends up #metallica #johnny got his gun

sulkybender-retired04042026

What's the fic you would write if you had the energy for it? Ambitious, complex, novel-length—the fanfic you'd make if you could.

#the good DAI sequel that will only ever reside inside my brain

does-this-character-eat-pussy

greg house

Does Dr. Gregory House from House M.D. eat pussy?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 18 hours

#yes. expertly and efficiently.#and then he looks into the camera and says 'what like it's hard?' elle woods style to the haters

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seracadash

I love when romanceable videogame charas have a friendship version of the romance scenes.... i love you can eat cookies with sera in the roof and they are "inquisition cookies" instead of "us cookies"... i love that you can spend the night with gale telling him he doesnt need to sacrifice himself and he is like "fuck you for bringing me friends and adventures now i dont want to die" thats the good stuff... i love that if you don't do the romance you get different convers that add a lot to how the character acts with a good friend, instead of just "oh well you didn't date them so no special bonding for you in friendship either"

#this should be the norm imo

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

#warm coke that someone put tabasco sauce in as a prank

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