For posterity, a summary of my concept 3 (over)reaction:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Fair warning to scroll now, yes there may be moments of coherent appreciation here, but it's much more likely I will be unhinged and thirsty as all hell with no outlet, and so I will be screaming and swearing like the Brit I half am A LOT 🙃 Buckle in folks 😂
I genuinely, from the blurry photocard previews, thought this concept was gonna be boring or basic compared to the other two, especially concept 2, but WHEW BOY WAS I WRONG!!! I think this might be my favourite of the three?! The shades of green are my FAVOURITE SHADES OF GREEN, the texture, the boho vibes, the jewellery, the face glitter (only on the hyung line? Why? Squints in loretiny) I LOVE THIS WHOLE THING IT'S SO MY STYLE
WOOSAN TOUCHING I REPEAT WOOSAN TOUCHING 🤯 CHOI MOUNTAIN SAN WE ARE AWARE THAT MAN IS YOURS YOU DO NOT NEED TO SIT ON HIM WE ALREADY KNOW UNTANGLE YOUR LEGS PLEASE WHAT ABOUT MY SANITY DO YOU NOT CARE AT ALL
I take it the touching/proximity ban post the Bouncy kiss fallout is lifted now then /j (or is it lol) 🙃
@silver-colour pointed out their tattoos are touching and I AM NOT OKAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
And Matz with matching his and hers shoes in different colours and similar his and hers necklaces *biting my fist about this* do we think they bought them together aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
And YEO-KNEE?! AND A SLIVER OF SHOULDER?!?! *wheezing like a Victorian man* what have these men done to me WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL ABOUT SKIN ANYMORE?!!
And the potential of Yungi holding hands behind them all??? (thanks @minuscle-tea for pointing that out, I screamed)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH I NEED TO BITE THEM ALL ABOUT IT
Okay let's go through the individuals since I was too exhausted to do the first four yesterday, so apologies you get ALL my crazy in one post.
El Capitan - what in the yearning ass motherfucker expression is THIS?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF SIR I DON'T SPEAK BOTTOM ASDFGHJKL HOLY SHIT HE'S SO HOT!?! I LOVE THIS GREEN VELVET ON HIM HE LOOKS LIKE A SAD PRINCE WHO CAN'T MARRY HIS STABLE BOY BOYFRIEND AND IS BEING FORCED TO MARRY FOR THE GOOD OF THE KINGDOM SOMEONE WRITE A FIC ABOUT HIM PLEASE
Mother - *insert that I can be trusted with your exposed neck meme* FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. HAS ANYONE EVER LOOKED THIS GOOD??? The eye glitter, the NOSE IN PROFILE (deeeeeeep breaths trying to keep my inside thoughts inside fuuuuuck) HIS LIPS HIS JAWLINE HIS THROAT HIS SKIN WHY IS HE SO PERFECT AAAAHH OH MY YUNHO'S GODDD
Speaking of Stefano - oh man I think I understand hotteoks a little more now I WANT TO MAKE HIM MAD HOLY SHIT why do I want to fight him I'M NOT A VIOLENT PERSON????
Sane thoughts: I LOVE this mucky green on him, I stand by my theory him and Mingi are some flavour of Autumn coloured, and I LOVE the little green highlights in his hair!! I wish the accessories were gold but I'll take what wins I can get with these men and colours.
A. PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY. PUT IT AWAY. *sprays him with water*
B. Similar expressions (but different emotions?) in ?multiple? universes? *squints in loretiny*
C. THE NOSE GLITTER. I'll bet his chronically online lurker account ass saw how much we flipped out over the Nasa face glitter and requested it again.
Literal Angel looks SO GRUMPY AND EEPY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 👹 This is THE BEST his blonde hair has EVER looked and I NEED HIM DRESSED IN GREEN ALWAYS I AM NOT JOKING PUT IT IN HIS CONTRACT PLEASE. I love that green top SO MUCH I WANT IT FOR MYSELF it's so completely my style, the DETAILS are STUNNING. As usual I am Yeosang and Yeosang is me. And that's without even getting started on the DANGLY EARRING and the EYEBROW PIERCING and the GOLD RINGS *biting a pillow about him* I NEED TO SHAKE HIM LIKE A CHEW TOY PLEASE I NEED TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET
Sannieeeeeeee SANNIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE holy fucking shit muscle meal 😵 The ARM!!!! And the CLEAVAGE and the communal rosary beads, I am deceased I have died I am dead Choi San has killed me to remove all his rivals for Wooyo's affection, watch out Wommys he's gonna get us all
Colour analysis hat on I don't love this greeny (khaki?) tan on him, I prefer him in a proper tan tan you know? But it's also not terrible so I'll let it slide
Mingiyaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Has he ever looked SO WOLF? 🐺 SO SHARK? 🦈 It's giving "who did this to you?" in the BEST WAY. Listen I have hated on the grey hair so much but when they put him in orange blush SOMEHOW IT WORKS. And the deep olive cardigan is a HELL YES from me. He looks like a MODEL. Werewolf energy. FUCK me
WOOYO *feral Wommy screeching* SIR PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY AND STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT SAN HAS ALREADY CLAIMED YOU I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT PLEASE
The poses, the looking through his hair, that choker, fuck I need to gr- [gets taken out by Choi San with a sniper rifle]
Baby Bear looks SO. FUCKING. HOT. OHMYGODDDD. ARE THOSE BOOTCUT JEANS?! Again I don't love that olivey green on him, but it's not terrible AND the velvet + embroidery texture is SO good on him so I can deal with it. I love the details on the jacket and that long ass necklace on him and the way the coat goes fwoosh. Holy shit he looks like a hot competent wizard??? Do you see it?? Just me, cool cool cool.
Whew. Fuck. I'm gonna need 2-3 business days to recover from this concept. The making of video may send me to the insane asylum. Pray for me 😮💨
If you made it this far thanks for walking with me through the screaming, I love you *Wooyoungie smooches for you all*
