bones? ive got ‘em

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

I would let her kill me for sport

Noise tolerance gap relationship

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

Joy and whimsy detected! Happy birthday Raccoon 🦝

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction