funny story, at the Coke Sound Up show MCR did i was right at the ‘catwalk’ thingy that went out into the crowd…like Gerard was literally right in front of my face like THIS close
anyway literally every time he walked in front of me, it smelled like fart. and i was legit beginning to think he was farting constantly. (mind you, i had just been informed that i was meeting the band after the show so i thought to myself ‘how am i supposed to meet this guy after the show and not think about him farting constantly?!?!?!’ anyway….after a while i turn around to Lena and say ‘i think Gerard is farting’ and she goes ‘nope, thats the girl next to us she has really bad breath’
so it turns out every time Gerard walked in front of us, the girl would turn her head obviously singing along and we’d have her bad breath in our faces and thats where the smell came from and
1) i felt bad for the girl bc her breath smelled like fart
2) i felt bad for thinking it was Gerard farting (im sorry Gerard)
3) he smelled really good when i met him after the show
that being said im sure they all fart on stage i mean especially singers bc holding back a fart is exhausting and i dont think they would be able to function on stage if they had to hold back a fart for 1 ½ hours lmao
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