Scarycatter

one beer deep at the function like bring me the dog

one beer deep at the function like lemme post on tumblr

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

I read this aloud to my roommate and he thought I was having a stroke

No one knows if finishing a drawing is possible

gentle domestic life 💜🐭🐱

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

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transitioning is like putting on the They Live glasses and seeing that 90% of people looking at you are either jerking off or furiously sharpening a knife. or both. and i do not mean that in a sexy or fun way, and i dont like clarifying that, but i know there's a 90% chance you are thinking it, because i wrote it while being a trans woman.

i have so many ideas spinning around in my little head rn and one of them is that i should try my hand at writing something like The Many Pets Of Tyrone Evergreen because dude the genre of tau fic where alcor is pretending to be Just Some Guy are so funny to me and i LOVE writing outsider perspectives to his shenanigans

He's Normie McNormal Man look at all of his regular behaviours

water sports should be for adults too.me and the blokes at university should be allowed to shoot eachother with water guns