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How to Ride a Werewolf
Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…
That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!
World Heritage Post
I’ve seen this before and I am NOT going to try it. But is there a YouTube channel or something that tries fucked up old drink recipes like Dylan Hollis with baking or Sandwiches of History? If not one of yall needs to go for it
Oh yeah, there’s lots of such channels that have done it (also Sandwiches of History). I watched a few of the shorter ones, since I’m not sure how some of these dudes turned this recipe into a six minute video, and I have yet to find anyone that thinks it’s anything but awful
all these years.... he still can't has cheezburger...

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Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:
On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.
so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only
World Heritage Post
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this is what most of us are made of i think
text: Memes! the DNA of the soul!
Have you praised him today? If not.. Do IT NOW! 👑

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It's Monday, but not a Maul Monday 🥀
Don't we all?