#Whatever.

Please give credit to Matthew Cortland, the disabled lawyer and activist whose work is reflected in that last screenshot. They work hard on documenting what Trump and his cronies have been doing & they deserve credit.

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

is the hot dog vendor on a horse?

and if the horse is running at 80km/h and Functionally Suicidal Stacy is traveling is traveling in the opposite direction on a train at 100mph, which one will be able to finish reading their copy of "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady & Boris Strugatsky and accurately interpret its anticapitalist themes first?

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

is the hot dog vendor on a horse?

and if the horse is running at 80km/h and Functionally Suicidal Stacy is traveling is traveling in the opposite direction on a train at 100mph, which one will be able to finish reading their copy of "Roadside Picnic" by Arkady & Boris Strugatsky and accurately interpret its anticapitalist themes first?

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

this is how they make lacroix