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Yeah I have a critique Needs more gun

Idk I don’t think there’s enough gun

listen what do you want from me

MORE GUN

WE NEED MORE GUN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!

It’s actually rated G for gun

I hate all of you

does that make Robbie Rotten, Robb'n RottenGun?

He looks like weird al

This summer, Sportagun 3 Mission Gunstralia: trouble down Gunder.

who wrote this, expose him

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

That was difficult to read.

So ugly

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

“To get back to my body”

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

This is fucking jarmageddon

check out this cop

they literally said “my fellow activists” like they’re that god damn steve buschemi meme…….. i can’t believe this……..

he’s probably not a cop but he’s probably a spy. like evan mcmullin got his start with some UN refugee commission, that’s like saint cred among libs. he’s just being tasked with making some guilt tripping propaganda

NICE TRY FBI