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The possibility of me emotionally reacting to air pressure changes, and my boyfriend having an allergic reaction to ground spores makes a funny concept. You know it's going to rain when the way he starts sneezing makes me want to tell him to shut the fuck up.

well won't you fucking look at that.

I mean, mad props for creativity, but also can be filed under "Reasons 'welcome to Florida' can be abbreviated as 'WTF'."

it’s been over four months since I saw project hail mary for the first time and I still firmly believe they put real life magic in that movie

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there