Job Description: Lonesome Cowboy

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

official michigan post

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

y'know the fandom headcanon trope of fantasy characters using their fantasy powers for top/bottom surgery or other gender affirming care? That but t4t dinopants.

never watched jurassic park. Wtf do you mean the dinos are trans

the park makers don't want the cloned dinosaurs to breed so they make them all female. but the DNA they use to make the clones is incomplete, so they add DNA from other animals to fill it in, but they accidentally use DNA from animals that can change from female to male if the males die (not sure if it was clownfish or frogs or whatever) so some the dinosaurs become male and start having babies which causes the park to get out of control. So. Trans dinos.

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

okay new quastion what is everyone's white whale book for 2026. the book you've been meaning to read forever and never got to for whatever reason. mine are house of leaves and the spear cuts through water and if I don't read them in 2026 they're going to put me down like a dog