Hello, Death. I Like Your Hat.

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

Present Mic: So you know how I went to the pharmacy? Aizawa: Yeah? Present Mic: They’re going to be out of my ADHD medication for another week Aizawa, getting up: I’m going to stay with Nemuri Present Mic: In sickness and in health, mother fucker!