Hello, Death. I Like Your Hat.

the escalation of "i trip her with my staff" -> "i use mage hand to pull her hair" -> "I throw an unlit firecracker in her face" -> "I shoot her with my GUN"

god summer slaps so much. sorry to any summer haters but its true. so many people hate her on the basis of the midday experience when its the mornings and evenings that really go hard.

Gosh i wish lesbians were real

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.