Hello, Death. I Like Your Hat.

all kawaii on the western front

happy month, fellow slurs.

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

Yes

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I