“we’re destined by the universe to be together” “no i actively stalked you on twitter” oh yeah? did you also plant that knight of wands card in phil’s tarot deck?

if i had the ability to rebuild the manchester eye for them i would.

no sorry i can't do anything on mondays yeah i got a mandatory gay gossip appointment with dan and phil

anyway i truly don't think there's ever going to be anyone else on youtube who have a monumental event like this one. dan and phil hard launching is THE ultimate finale to any youtuber conspiracy, speculation, mystery, etc..

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

not that i'm surprised at all but i can't stop thinking about how one of the reasons they didn't want to tell the world about their relationship was in case it ended. and now that's just not a possibility to them anymore because they collectively decided there's no one else out there who could match either of them this well, so why would they ever break up. they've just decided everything will be fine forever and i do genuinely believe they're right but also what a crazy thing to say