There exists something deep within my soul that yearns to stab.
Three Goblin Art

Janaina Medeiros
Xuebing Du
trying on a metaphor
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

if i look back, i am lost
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Stranger Things
d e v o n
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we're not kids anymore.
Acquired Stardust
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There exists something deep within my soul that yearns to stab.

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happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper
"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched
i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.
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This is the year your knight became a paladin.
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"can i hit?" no. my parrying skills are unmatched
when i was a kid the Mick Jagger reference in Tik Tok by Ke$ha confused me because mick in 2009 did not look like what i was told an attractive man looked like but now in 2025 i understand that there is a thriving population of straight women et al who really want to fuck ratty old men. i fully believe that she was genuinely hounding for a man who had been using cocaine for fifty years and showed it.
what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs
i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names
my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them
framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

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medieval backstreet boys: you are⦠my friar
the one... dear squire
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What is going on in r/kitchencels
some highlights from the comments
never wanted to pray for someone before
I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
My little brother insisted if I was going to post about him, he wanted a cut of the "profits". When I explained to him that Tumblr isn't monetized, and is pretty pointless, he and my older brother pointed out that he'd still be bringing me "fame and notoriety" if the post got "big". So we agreed, if the post hit 10k notes, which seemed extremely farfetched and silly at the time, I'd take my little brother out for sushi (his favorite food) and let him eat as much as he wants.
I guess God wanted the little robot to enjoy some sushi š£ š„²

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Fencing Emojis as rated by someoneĀ who's fenced for like. a year
Was wondering what the fencing emojis were like. if you were curious:
apple:
Pretty decent start. Visually fine, dynamic motion. Clearly meant to be a foilist. Look at the detail on those socks and shoes! Even has the weird crotch strap and the zip on the lame. only unfortunate thing is the sword. Why is it bent in that direction? either they are doing a bad flick or the foil is bent in the wrong direction. Mostly accurate and not terrible to look at. 6/10.
google:
Definitely a more cartoonish take. Again, I think this is meant to be a foilist, but this time the lack of distinctive coloring is confusing. No socks. No weirdly colorful fencing shoes. Why is the whole sword gold? Puzzling. Thereās little attention to detail in this guy. Definitely less dynamic. This is a fencer before the ref says fence, and it shows. 4.5/10.
microsoft:
weird to look at. My first reaction isĀ āoh noā, my second isĀ ābut at least they got the shoes.ā listen the outline is just too thick for this lad. Also, their knee is past their foot, and that will really screw up the knee. 2/10 for the shoes.
samsung:
this isā¦. kind of just a marginally worse version of appleās fencing emoji. Most of the criticisms apply here. They also took away the colorful fencing shoes. 5.5/10.
whatsapp:
The first one with non-white socks! I appreciate the pop of color and again, the attention to detail is stunning. The pose is fun. I donāt really understand the arm, because it doesnāt look like theyāre lunging, but I feel like I have both seen and done this exact thing before. The sword is still bent weirdly, but I feel like here at least its conceivable theyāre doing a flick. 9/10 nice socks
twitter:
Very clean! I enjoy how simple it is. No outlines no detail only Facts here.Ā weapon angle is perfect. theyāre ready to go. no arguments from me, this is just a good good sword friend. 10/10.
Facebook:
words cannot convey how angry I am at this one. What weapon is this supposed to be? The bell suggests itās an epee, but the figure is apparently dressed entirely in plate armor. why is your finger up sir? Whereās your weapon pointed? watch your knee. youāll ruin it. If youāre lunging maybe have your arm extended behind you. Your proportions suck and your vibes are wack. -100/10.
joypixels:
Mostly Iām fine with this, except for the fact that the thighs are about the same width as their torso which is a lil wack. they also appear to be wearing clogs. Iāll give this a solid 7/10 for being after the Facebook one and not making me angry. My standards have fallen.
openmoji:
try harder. 0/10.
emojidex:
YES! this is whatĀ Iām talking about. Perfect form. deep lunge with the back leg straight and the knee not past the foot. back arm extended. foil slightly curved in the RIGHT DIRECTION. this one was clearly drawn with care and thought, and I appreciate that. 100000/10
emojipedia:
?????? why holding foil but no lame?? what is this position? reminds me of every fencerĀ Iāve fenced who has thought the secret to victory lies in throwing themselves bodily at me. -10/10 I donāt trust like that
At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...
This is incredible.