Consume Their Souls

‘‘try looking somewhere ELSE for your wife.’‘

It takes all of her willpower to keep a straight face as she examines him.

“Yes. But might I offer another alternative?” She gets onto her tippie toes and slides the tube around one of his horns.

A slow squelch is heard as the clear siliconey device spreads to accomodate the width of the darkin’s horn.

“Yes… perfect.” She steps down and back to view the Darkin.

MEPHISTO 

Hi! Uh, I’m new to tumblr rp, like… BRAND new. I’m still finding things out, and hope to get a lot more comfortable here. I’ve been role playing for roughly 8 years now, and have recently found myself in the League universe.

1. Does your muse have a short fuse, the patience of a saint, or somewhere in between?

2. Is there anything physical your muse does that indicates they are about to blow? ex: teeth grinding or clenching their hands into fists.

3. What is the quickest and best way to cool your muse down?

4. Has your muse ever gone into a blind rage and not remember the carnage that occurred?

5. What was the last thing your muse was angry about?

6. What is the easiest way to piss off your muse?

7. Any pet peeves?

8. How often does your muse get into fights because they lost it?

9. Would your muse hurt people they care about if they were angry?

10. Has your muse ever hurt themselves in anger?

11. Does your muse become impulsive or shut down when angry?

12. Write a drabble of one time your muse was angry.

13. Is there any time of the day they find themselves angrier then usual?

14. What are habits they have when they become angry?

15. Do they break their own things or others when they become angry?

16. Have they ever lost someone because they couldn’t control their temper?

17. Have they ever killed in anger?