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i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!

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I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all
She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh
Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?
Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

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They did this to me
There are no ducks in this post.
Because of the acid.
the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."
yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass
When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent. The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.
He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though. Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically. And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.
One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little. So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”
And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”
*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!
cant help but notice basically the only way anybody can talk about women looking good in any positive context is through the lens of them being sexy and/or a target of sexual desire
constantly torn between "lesbians should be allowed to express sexuality and particularly it's regressive to act like that's in some way analogous to the male gaze" and "surely we can find a better way to say women have done something interesting aesthetically than posting that 'not to be a lesbian but' screenshot and i think it's a reflection of ambient cultural misogyny that if a woman is perceived as sexy or fuckable it's like the only praise she will get aesthetically"
when a woman is doing a cool dance or sport or wearing an interesting and stylish outfit or showing off some hobby or complaining about the way people devalue her worth as a person or making scientific advancements etc etc, why is it that the only way people will engage with this is saying that they want to have sex with her?
cant help but notice basically the only way anybody can talk about women looking good in any positive context is through the lens of them being sexy and/or a target of sexual desire
constantly torn between "lesbians should be allowed to express sexuality and particularly it's regressive to act like that's in some way analogous to the male gaze" and "surely we can find a better way to say women have done something interesting aesthetically than posting that 'not to be a lesbian but' screenshot and i think it's a reflection of ambient cultural misogyny that if a woman is perceived as sexy or fuckable it's like the only praise she will get aesthetically"

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cant help but notice basically the only way anybody can talk about women looking good in any positive context is through the lens of them being sexy and/or a target of sexual desire
I've known a number of non binary people in my life and I think single biggest conclusion I can draw from that is that non binary people are not the same. Like if Men fit in box A and women fit in box B, people really, really want nonbinary people to fit in a theoretical box C, and it just doesn't work like that. They are outside the boxes. They defy any simple categorization because they are not a third way of being, but every other possible way of being.
Being supportive of binary people is relatively simple, they have decided to sort themselves into one of the boxes that we have lots of experience interacting with. Being supportive of nonbinary people can be comparatively tricky, because you have to resist the urge to create box C and drop them all there. That's how we end up with various prejudices like "woman lite". Humans really, really like to categorize things. It helps us think. Unfortunately, sometimes it helps us think wrong.
If you have a non binary person in your life, I think it is important to take the extra effort to learn about them specifically.
You are very funny id like to protect you
You mention to your co-workers that you think the bronze statue that you pass by everyday on your way to work is such an eyesore. Their only response is “What statue?”
Huh, that’s weird, I think to myself. I hope I’m not going senile.
I went home early from work that day. I dry humped my pillow until I came and fell asleep watching The Tick, starring Patrick Warburton.
forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head
Why does your post have lingerie on
God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

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