YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO THE MIASMA

funniest thing to ever happen was when my boyfriend put on the first episode of columbo (which i'd never seen) but he wouldn't tell me what show it was he would only say "you'll get it when he shows up." but a fun fact about the first episode of columbo is that he doesn't show up for 32 minutes and when he does, he silently walks into the room with a cigar and does a little pose and goes "hi i'm columbo."

Your high school chemistry teacher is on Instagram. Join Pee Dog and 18 others in following them

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

So you only like the first 62 words of the 80 word post that established the concept? Fascinating.

yes

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Being sensitive to changes in barometric pressure is crazy what do you mean my problem is that the wind changed direction. What do you mean it's the fuckin clouds

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

For anyone curious, Hinako is asking about food prep, IIRC for acorns. But the Japanese phrasing makes it sound like she's asking about masturbation advice, since the word used is also slang for the clit.

also like even early on it's established she acts completely differently when she's trying to fuck vs. when she's murdering people and is completely capable of holding a like... meaningful relationship. like "amoral sociopaths" aren't murder robots and a big part of what i like about murcielago is it doesn't portray kuroko like that lol. she's allowed to have a genuinely loving relationship with her girlfriend, she's allowed to have friends she has an actual bond with, she's allowed to be a bit flabbergasted by a sudden weird question, she's allowed to be a person with depth and i think if she had just been portrayed the way she is in the prologue for the entire run of the comic it'd be boring and offensive lol