YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO THE MIASMA

Understanding that there is no objectively good art has many benefits, but a favorite of mine is being granted the ability to see that you hate corporate memphis for the same reason people hated fruitiger aero ten years ago, and that people will like corporate memphis ten years from now for the same reason you like fruitiger aero now: because it's the opposite of the thing that's in popular use right now, and reminds you of being ten years younger

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

letd go eat parts of that guys car

The warming dictator seems to free his hand at night

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

apng is the dumbest file extension. i already knew it was a png. what is next? apdf? amp3?

Sometimes I think about the girl in my college gen chem class who believed all liquids were just particles suspended in water. I just find it very Greek philosopher. Like not only is water a universal solvent, but in fact THE ONLY LIQUID. It kind of charms me as a world view

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts