i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!
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i pee backwards while laying down and it splashes in my eye and i go youch!

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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
thats probably it...
so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation
Posts like this are why I'm beginning to lose faith in this hellsite. Ever since it's been overrun by irony bro "leftist" chuds from the twitter exodus especially -- honestly just say you hate queer and ND kiddos and move on with your life, no need to be this elaborate about it.
struck a nerve
Yield to my will bro

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its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy
saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.
God's real LMAO! And he won't "doom you if you think wrong," that's a misunderstanding.
look out guys the supernatural rpf writer is coming in hot to talk theology
Endre Tót, "your rain & my rain", 1971 [Archiv a sbírka Jiřího Valocha, Moravská galerie, Brno. Art: © Endre Tót]

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i hope its macaroni art
Jules Perahim (Romanian, 1914–2008) - Composition surréaliste, Oil on plywood, 40 x 41 cm (1988)

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They're making pig tunnels vast underground networks of pig tunnels barely fit the beast in pig tunnels tubes of dirt and sand and stone ten to twenty feet down pig tunnels huffing puffing snorting pig tunnels right under all of us pig tunnels pigs weaving in and out of pig tunnels clambering frightened through the darkness for hours pig tunnels and where are the entrances and exits to pig tunnels where do they get the pigs for this pig tunnels
dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede