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grabbing people by the shoulders and shaking them. just because you hate ai and want their companies to die doesn't mean you should be pro the music industry's copyright lawsuit apparatus. the enemy of your enemy is not always your friend!!!!!! please!!! for the love of god
i know im just preaching to the choir by posting this on my tumblr blog but bluesky is obsessed with celebrating the music industry taking suno and its ilk to court. this article has been going around there with commentary like this:
but it's just fundamentally incorrect. "the point" of lawsuits like this is not to "destroy the perpetrators", it's to bring them to the bargaining table. the linked article is less than 600 words long but i can guarantee you almost nobody sharing it is reading it, because they wouldn't be able to make claims like this otherwise. here's a pretty important bit of text
wuh oh!!!! doesn't look like they're very destroyed here!!!!! you'll notice how these contracts are about compensating rightsholders, not artists. as will be the case for all of these trojan horse copyright victories you have the temporarily embarrassed vivziepops of the world rooting for.
copyright law is not your friend. copyright law will not save you or anyone else from the continued gutting of the creative sector. copyright law will make sure that the profits that come from this gutting will go to the same titans of industry that the profits from creative labor have already been going to. im begging everyone to stop falling for it over and over again.
at the very least if you're going to share celebratory articles about supposed wins for the anti AI crusade, please actually read to see if the thing you're celebrating has actually, like. happened! come on! this is embarrassing!

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Preorders for 'THE CAT WHO FELL TO EARTH' have been dispatched. Thank you everyone! They should arrive soon.
There are some extra copies here, but stock is limited.
makes your puppy dusty
ahh fuck!!!!! my puppy!!!!!
Yeah its baically Dusty puppy thursday
Back when we were noobs we used to hump each other for warmth and experience

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Good night King Crimson
Good night Gentle Giant
Good night Yes
Good night genesis
Good night Pink Floyd
Good night Emerson lake and Palmer
Good night Focus
Good night Van der graaf generator
Good night the Alan parsons project
I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all
She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh
Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?
Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.
They did this to me
There are no ducks in this post.
Because of the acid.
the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."
yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass
When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent.Ā The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.
He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though.Ā Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would beĀ āMirā specifically.Ā And heād always useĀ ācosmonautā instead ofĀ āastronautā, that kind of thing.
One day about halfway through the semester, heās doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little.Ā So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium,Ā āHey professor, whatās the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?ā
And this beautiful man spinsĀ around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: āCosmonaut go to space first! Ha!ā

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*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!
cant help but notice basically the only way anybody can talk about women looking good in any positive context is through the lens of them being sexy and/or a target of sexual desire
constantly torn between "lesbians should be allowed to express sexuality and particularly it's regressive to act like that's in some way analogous to the male gaze" and "surely we can find a better way to say women have done something interesting aesthetically than posting that 'not to be a lesbian but' screenshot and i think it's a reflection of ambient cultural misogyny that if a woman is perceived as sexy or fuckable it's like the only praise she will get aesthetically"
when a woman is doing a cool dance or sport or wearing an interesting and stylish outfit or showing off some hobby or complaining about the way people devalue her worth as a person or making scientific advancements etc etc, why is it that the only way people will engage with this is saying that they want to have sex with her?