YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO THE MIASMA

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren't insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i'm writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it's sort of a chaotic found family story and it's like really wholesome but feral AF and there's a lot of queer representation

Posts like this are why I'm beginning to lose faith in this hellsite. Ever since it's been overrun by irony bro "leftist" chuds from the twitter exodus especially -- honestly just say you hate queer and ND kiddos and move on with your life, no need to be this elaborate about it.

struck a nerve

Yield to my will bro

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

God's real LMAO! And he won't "doom you if you think wrong," that's a misunderstanding.

look out guys the supernatural rpf writer is coming in hot to talk theology