YOU WILL SUCCUMB TO THE MIASMA

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

Morning routine of sharpening my super-long toenails on the blackboard flooring I installed on my house to scratch my butt with

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

i never shouldve borrowed money from invincible feral pig mutant brothers

I have a theory that could revolutionise computers.

Computers = Nature = People = Computers

the fbi or cia really want to psyop me into jerking off to "Kit Gamerverse" from some new indie animated bull shit but im not gonna let them. they tried with the pomnys. they failed. they tried with the hazbens. they failed. they tried with the deltrarunes. okay yeah maybe they got me there but NOT ANYMORE. i will not be tricked by the enemy forces. i look at fat teto and sweaty kikuri like a LOYAL SOLDIER. you can't get me government.

have your people contact mine.