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messi should be grateful to share the same pitch as the internationally renowned legend miss piggy

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wrenhavenriver

why must reductress hurt me in this way

thiefree

ok a) lmao me too girl, and

b) once burnout hits you CANNOT work that hard, by your standards, so odds are it actually hit a while ago and you just “powered through” because that’s what you’re used to doing. So now, every day, you’re hitting your limit and thinking “wtf man i used to be able to do this, i used to be competent, clever, diligent” and like yeah. you were. and that burns glucose. welcome to the dumb bitch zone.

and c), lmao, me too girl

junkolt

fuck b) came for me harder than the first post did god damn

thesilliestpotato

if I ever arrested for robbery, it's because I've tried to steal those Erebus coffee beans to make myself a cup of coffee to perform the most questionable suicide

redarmyscreaming

Dummy, you get the beans, grind and brew them as an act of magik!

playwrongs

In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

playwrongs

This post is spreading and I feel bad about it because it contains misinformation, so for the record: Ludwig II did not in fact have infinite discretionary funds. He only acted as if he did. He never dipped into the public coffers for his building projects, but he spent his own fortune extravagantly and borrowed heavily from everyone he could think of. By 1885, the year before his death, he was 14 million marks in debt.

insomniac-arrest

~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~

centrally-unplanned

I always find this inspiring because try to name another prince of a German state. What did the rulers of Hamberg do? The Grand Duchy of Hesse? Gone with the wind, no one knows them anymore. But Mad Lad Ludwig built a top 5 most famous castle in the entire world. Money is fake, castles are real. Go broke and die like a winner.

the-barefoot-hatter

EXCUSE ME, this is still wrong. He built 3.

Neuschwanstein, literally the inspo for the castles in Disney's Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella

Hohenschwangau, the practical castle

Linderhof, the final, the smallest, and the MOST fab.

Every room is incredible and the park is beautiful, but shoutout to The Bedroom, the biggest room

The Hall of Mirrors, which he probably wandered by candle light because he was a serious night owl

The Dining Room, with a wishing table that lowers to the kitchen, and rises with a crank, returning magically full of food

The Venus Grotto, constructed for the sole use of Ludwig to larp to his heart's content

A full artificial cave, it features a waterfall, fake stalactites, and a custom-designed swan boat floating on an artificial lake. The first electricity in Bavaria was generated here, to change the colors of the stage lights and to power Ludwig's fountain and wave machine.

Now THAT'S ~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~

marzipanandminutiae

I love that- and I cannot emphasize this enough -none of this was tax money

the public paid for zero of his fairytale castle hobby

rare European monarch W as far as spending money lavishly goes

loveridden1999

person (non-practicing)

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quasi-normalcy

Legitimately, I think that the dominant political opinion in Canada right now is: "America, clean up your fucking mess."

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

muirneach

im not sure that a town can be both seaside and inland but ok

fencerguy2

What is this review for?

frontmansdog

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

kuttithevangu

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

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nebulae-d

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

clunchwarp-supreme

look at the excitement in his body language

kitsuragiz

disco elysium review & pride and prejudice review. this is so funny to me

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eebie

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

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d6b-onion

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

eternalgirlscout

one of the other things that rules about tam lin is that janet is the only character who does anything

eternalgirlscout

@wastrelwoods just walked in the room with no preamble and said "NOT TRUE! tam lin falls off a horse twice"

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