Random Shitposting

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Students

Hey guys, June 5th is coming up, and you know what that means: the anniversary of Ronald Reagan’s death! So don’t forget to set aside some time with your toilet to spiritually piss on his grave

Happy deathiversery to Ronald Reagan! Fuck you and everything you stood for!

Suicidal Naan

Dyslexia pesto

weak central coherence taco

Dissociation buffalo wing

Procrastination granola

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

man flesh is vegan friendly

Kermit!

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit

One might even venture that this is another step towards Christian Supremacy from the current administration

Don Ivan Punchatz, 1977

*touches ground* forg was here

When somebody shares a quote by a famous author like it's something the author personally said and believed, but you know it was actually spoken by a character you're not supposed to like... 😐