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@letsfuck-conformity
Hairless grindr thugs well who are a little to faggie for there own good and make being sexualy gay there entire personality are always extreamly boring poeple just want to sexualy fuck and drink lavender oat milk cold brew all day and scroll instagram reals try something fcking new i want to play the crossbow challenge
are you okay
did you have a stroke or something???
The apple and crossbow challenge
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no like the shit job and slouched back is killing you quickly you gotta save yourself
if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history
"[Y]our Harry Potter games are Cybertrucks" is such a good way to put it.
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bringing back a classic poll
I, Tumblr user Were--Ralph, just laid an egg the size of a soda can and gave it to you: What do you do with it?
do not accept the egg (this hurts my feelings)
accept the egg but throw it away when no one is around
give it to someone else
cook it
hatch it
attempt to put it back where it came from
other (comment)
I, Tumblr user Were--Ralph, just made a freshly squeezed cup of milk from my udder (it is NOT cum): do you drink it
Politely refuse (this hurts my feelings)
Rudely refuse (this hurts my feelings)
Refuse due to lactose intolerance
Refuse and throw it on the ground (this hurts my feelings immensely)
Accept it and pretend to drink it
Accept it and actually drink it
Accept and do nothing with it
Other (comment)
I, Tumblr user Were--Ralph, baked a cake for you! It looks delicious! You find out that I laid the eggs myself and produced the milk myself from my udder (it is NOT cum) : What do you do?
This is gross and I'll have nothing to do with it
Politely refuse (this hurts my feelings)
Rudely refuse (this hurts my feelings)
Refuse because you do not like cake (this also hurts my feelings)
Refuse and throw it in the trash
Accept it and eat it
Accept it but give it to someone else later
Accept it but do nothing with it and let it go to waste
other (comment)
i forgot an option
A note from'a the Tumblr team
Well, darn. You'a caught us banning a disproportionate number of'a trans women and people of'a color. These suspensions took ten thousand'a years to reverse, and some of them we didn't even reverse because we'a fucking hate you.
We'a sorry it took so long to address this! We'a really hoping our pathetic april fools gimmick'a distract everyone else to'a forget about the situation! And for most of you, it'a worked! We'a can't discuss our trust and safety issues publicly because the paper on our board just'a say "get rid of all the people we consider freaky" and if we announce that we'a gonna lose our privilaged "Tumblrβs userbase has the highest proportion of LGBTQIA+ folks on social media" claim!
One thing we want to emphasize is that we are stupid, stupid, stupid'a people. Our CEO, Matt Mullenweg, is a pathetic moron who'a try sucking up to'a Elon Musk on'a X despite the tire fire over there. You'a know he searches up his own name and harasses Tumblr blogs whenever they'a say bad things about him, right? We moderate this website with extreme bias and will cry like'a babies when called out on it.
We understand that the communications sent to affected'a users, and our broader silence to'a the community, didn't meet the standard people expect from us. Or rather, it has become the standard and the userbase'a livid with us. We'a plan on announcing changes to how we do this and not actually following through with them, because we'a do not care.
Going forward, we're committed to ruling with impunity: lying wholesale when confronted with our'a faults, and never sharing any information outside of'a vagueposting.
Tumblr belongs to everyone. Except'a minorities, people of color, trans women, and anyone who'a advocates for them.
To the people whose accounts were affected, and to the members of our trans community who felt targeted: eat'a shit.
Tumblr Staff
people went to war over this show
who suffered more?
Pearl
jesus christ
nothig has hit like this since leith ross' we'll never have sex
The Hand β Annabelle Dinda
Every time a guy writes a song, he's a cowboy, a sailor Playing with the world in his palm like the first pioneer. Every time he opens his mouth, it's a loud movie trailer Clipping every image and sound he thinks proves he was here. A hand, a spike, a physical fight, A flash of light, a curtain, A toll, a tithe, the passage of time, A height, a dive, a burden, A girl, a night, a typical type, A siren in the water, A scroll, a nod, a message from God, A son, a Holy Father. Every time a guy writes a song, he's a sailor, a cowboy Holding out the world in his palm like he made it himself. Every time I open my mouth, I think, "Wow, what a loud noise!" Still on the soapbox, just hoping I seem underwhelmed. The hand, the pen, the writing again, The Wind around the Willow, The felt, the ice, the passage of time, The melting down the window, The βnowβ, the βthenβ, the thinking of "when", The bottle in the ocean, The strike, the pause, the message from - God forbid she shows emotion. This isn't rage, it's worth a mention. This is a fake internal tension. Sometimes, I spread out one opinion And stand on its back to gauge attention. This isn't rage, it's too specific. I like to hate symbolic limits. This is no statement, I'm complicit. This is a dream, GOD put me in it. A hand, a spike, a physical fight, The Wind around the Willow, A toll, a tithe, the passage of time, The melting down the window, The now, the then, the thinking of "when", The siren in the water, The strike, the pause, a message from God. Does that make me His daughter? A hand, a shove, a valley, a jump, A score under the wire, Just sweep me up, just sweep me up And take me somewhere higher, Just sweep me up, just sweep me up And take me somewhere higher, Just sweep me up, just sweep me up And take me somewhere higher.
Holy shit this song hits like a fucking truck
I feel like I just had a religious experience
sun dried fucking tomatoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
File that under "posts you just don't see elsewhere"
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get your medals everyone
cosigned, good work everyone, have your bricks at the ready when they try it again.
Biblically accurate Magneton
Woman murders man in broad daylight
beautiful like to reblog ratio on this
I literally don't know what possessed me to make an 11 page comic over these sad old men! bon appetit <3
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I see youβre trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:
I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money
