Tchaikovsky is dangerous

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

to be honest, kitten doesnt know how many more “ok 💗 yay 💗”s they have left in them

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

it turns out [critically acclaimed book that has been popular and beloved for decades] is actually really good. have you guys heard about this. <- 'discovery' I will have several times a year for the rest of my life.

you've been summoned for july duty

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

I’m at the “we’ll see” stage in my life. With everything and everyone. We will see.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry