It's quicker and easier to eat your young

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

Knight getting older… knight with a bit of grey coming in… knight who finds it a little harder to put on his armour and walk the castle… knight with old battle injuries and faded scars

shaking my head but shaking my head the whole time to show i dont support negativity

Diva down

old folks were right about one thing it feels good as fuck to go "ugghh" whenever you sit down and stand up.

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels