It's quicker and easier to eat your young

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

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invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

society has genuinely moved past the need for christopher nolan

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

hi everybody please reblog this and tell me your go-to coffee order right now and if you don't like coffee feel free to include your go-to tea order instead

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?