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is this the ORIGINAL?!???

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

Yes funny hard agree but why is he Han Solo

This maybe sounds a little harsh and I know it’s tempting but… don’t spend money on gacha games. Don’t. Don’t ever. Don’t even start. I’m perfectly aware that they’re all deliberately set up to incline you to spend money on them but I promise you even if you DO get what you’re whaling for it will not be worth the $100+ you spent on it.

Every time I see jokes made about spending money on gacha games my stress level goes through the roof. Spending $100 on a video game is considered a lot when the $100 gets you the game in its entirety, including DLC. A lot of people don’t bat an eye at gacha purchases though, even though you get considerably less out of it. Gacha is gambling except the win is always worth much less than what you’ve paid, and thus even less justified. If you are genuinely tempted to spend any amount of money on gacha, stop playing them. Just drop them entirely. It is not worth it.

Out of curiosity, for those who have polls, what's the character limit on the text of a single option? Asking for a friend.

I pasted the entire Bee Movie script and it got reduced to "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to", so, looks like 80 characters.

Mr. Prokopetz, I, and I cannot stress this enough, do not like where this is going.

I want the hospital director to be some dark entity that feeds on human misery but figured out that if you successfully treat the source of the misery then instead of hunting you down as an abomination the humans start bringing more miserable people to your house en masse and things kinda got out of hand from there.

Grimm's Anatomy

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

this isn’t fair i was sitting right next to nat (op) when he posted this do i not get any secondhand clout because i was too busy playing ffxiv to participate in the beanie baby documentary

gamers these days will be like “ohhh i must queue up to make my bunny boy fight elfs” or whatever and will not simply Look Up and gaze into the expressive eyes of a beanie right on their tv… #society

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

STOP REBLOGGING THIS if this gets notes op is going to post the leonardo dicaprio pointing image

Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?

well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

GROND!

GROND GROND GROND!

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

I shall always reblog GROND!