Dude I had a dream where a wizard like appeared and summoned a little goblin friend for me and I screamed YES so loud it woke me up

This is the funniest set of gifs I have ever seen

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

There's drama in the vintage community about people buying rare and expensive pieces on eBay and Etsy, and then taking them to their local Goodwill and filming it so that they can act like they found it in the wild for old people clout.

They make YouTube videos like, "RARE $10,000 1920s FLAPPER DRESS FOUND AT SALVATION ARMY IN PERFECT CONDITION???" and then somebody will comment, like, "YOU DIDN'T FIND THAT THERE! I SOLD THIS TO YOU LAST WEEK ON ETSY. YOU'RE A LIAR AND A FREAK ASS," or however old people type, and everybody gets their ass until they delete their channel. Obsessed with it.

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

im not saying iphone users deserve this for the last decade of ignoring all of the device's flaws and saying androids have worse cameras [because snapchat initially didn't optimize for android cameras and just took a screenshot of their preview instead of using the API to take an actual picture], but im not not saying that. i don't have to worry about ios users getting mad about this post because they can't even see it

you sons of a bitches stop infiltrating 2 sentence horror stories reddit with your manufactured creature funnies hoping to make it big on tumblr

i know exactly what you mean. kirby always had these """darker""" lore parts to them but having kirby be set on "the real world after humans" just seems too out there i always disliked the idea of shiverstar being post apocolyptic earth the idea is so uninteresting and the fact they are making a whole game based off of that idea is so dissapointing to me. my one hope is if they make it like none humans or some other race but i doubt that

Mario voiced by Chris pratt world in shambles

comedy peaked with this image