Sinistra

sometimes a horse girl is a balding middle-aged man and that's okay <3

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

Because the only way to deal with 90-degree heat and 85% humidity is a fucking Big Gulp, I tell you what!

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

REMEMBER TO LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TONIGHT!

First time at the seaside....

It's the last day of April

but it’s time to move the noodles to the pot

presented without commentary or apology

WAITAMINUTE

CHARLES SHAUGHNESSY The Nanny 3.23 "That's Midlife"

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

and here's a closeup of the legend himself banging out the tunes <3

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

Same